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girard85
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 |  Subject: The Best Jokes Award In UK!  Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:23 am | |
| > One Chinese person walks into a bar in America > late one night and he saw > Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes > over to him, and asks for his autograph. > > > Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says > > "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor > , get out of here." > The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who > bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese". > "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied > Spielberg. > > In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank > the > Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." > Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, > not me." > > The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the > same."  | |
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abdullahhhh
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| | Subject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK! Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:34 am | |
| nice but who is Steven Spielberg? | |
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girard85
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| | Subject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK! Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:29 pm | |
| - abdullahhhh wrote:
- nice but who is Steven Spielberg?
A America Star? You can search for google!  | |
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abdullahhhh
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girard85
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| | Subject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK! Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:09 am | |
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girard85
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Wilberd
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| | Subject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK! Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:16 am | |
| A Moon is a Moon...and theres only one. | |
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girard85
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| | Subject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK! Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:10 am | |
| - Wilberd wrote:
- A Moon is a Moon...and theres only one.
uhh there is 1 moon on earth only and countless moon in the galaxy! | |
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abdullahhhh
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Wilberd
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| | Subject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK! Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:29 pm | |
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girard85
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| | Subject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK! Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:32 pm | |
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