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PostSubject: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:23 am

> One Chinese person walks into a bar in America
> late one night and he saw
> Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
> over to him, and asks for his autograph.
>
>
> Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says
>
> "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor
> , get out of here."
> The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who
> bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
> "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
> Spielberg.
>
> In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank
> the
> Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
> Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship,
> not me."
>
> The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
> same."

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:34 am

nice but who is Steven Spielberg?
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:29 pm

abdullahhhh wrote:
nice but who is Steven Spielberg?
A America Star? You can search for google! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:44 am

girard85 wrote:
abdullahhhh wrote:
nice but who is Steven Spielberg?
A America Star? You can search for google! Laughing
nvm dont need. I am looking for "moons"

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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:09 am

abdullahhhh wrote:
girard85 wrote:
abdullahhhh wrote:
nice but who is Steven Spielberg?
A America Star? You can search for google! Laughing
nvm dont need. I am looking for "moons"

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mmoon?? scratch Question
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:10 am

abdullahhhh wrote:
girard85 wrote:
abdullahhhh wrote:
nice but who is Steven Spielberg?
A America Star? You can search for google! Laughing
nvm dont need. I am looking for "moons"

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anyway, it should be moon cause there are only 1 moon for Earth! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:16 am

A Moon is a Moon...and theres only one.
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:10 am

Wilberd wrote:
A Moon is a Moon...and theres only one.
uhh there is 1 moon on earth only and countless moon in the galaxy! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:06 am

girard85 wrote:
Wilberd wrote:
A Moon is a Moon...and theres only one.
uhh there is 1 moon on earth only and countless moon in the galaxy! Laughing

On earth? Oh yeah it belongs to earth and its not on earth. and since saturn also has 3-4 moons. Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:29 pm

sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny
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PostSubject: Re: The Best Jokes Award In UK!   Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:32 pm

abdullahhhh wrote:
girard85 wrote:
Wilberd wrote:
A Moon is a Moon...and theres only one.
uhh there is 1 moon on earth only and countless moon in the galaxy! Laughing

On earth? Oh yeah it belongs to earth and its not on earth. and since saturn also has 3-4 moons. Suspect
and I think you know that Jupiter have 100 over moon and may reach to 200 hundred! Laughing
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